About

In case you couldn’t tell, my name is Michael Usavage. I’m just a young man trying to make it in this crazy, mixed up world we live in. My current (and seemingly perpetual…) little corner of that world is Philadelphia, PA. My profession is advertising which places me just above lawyer, politician, and used car salesmen on the scale of respectable careers. I’m interested in technology, a good laugh, and cool experiences.

In the end, there can be only one.

Here are some fun facts about me:

• My first name has 4 consonants and 3 vowels. My last name has 4 vowels and three consonants.
• My first name is extremely common. My last name is extremely rare.
• I work in Advertising despite believing in minimalism.
• My favorite alcoholic drink is whiskey and coke.
• My full name is an anagram for “He’s a vague, guile menace.”
• My favorite mode of transportation is a bicycle.
• I enjoy anything covered in buffalo sauce.
• Theodore Roosevelt is my hero.
• I was afraid of heights, so I went skydiving.
• I’ve vowed to have a great adventure at least once in my life.